crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

profiting:

FEELS

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

blazedegg:

jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons 

blazedegg:

jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons 

unclefather:

chaos 

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

nyehcat:

sayakas:

Luigi has gone TOO FAR

somebody stop him

50c:

Came so quick, the sex tape was a vine

debussylovesdepussy:

This season of American Horror Story looks amazing

debussylovesdepussy:

This season of American Horror Story looks amazing

8ayonetta:

britzophrenia:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF WALUIGI

image

lucifurby:

ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

breadonly:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

veryraresecrete:

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
    ༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
    ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
    ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man
again! encore!

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(⁘̫(̮ ⁘̫ )̮ ⁘̫) 
   ༽•́ડ̮•̀༼
   ༼̫̫(| |)༽̫̫ 
 ༼̫̫༼ ͟ ͟ ༽༽̫̫ ͟

………………………… broccoli man








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